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The sky was blue and the sun was out, a beautiful morning without a doubt. A stroll around the neighborhood, a fresh breeze and cedar wood. I passed a house and what did I see? A figure in the window looking at me. But a normal person it was not,
There once was a campfire at night, but something felt not quite right. As smoke tendrils rose up the owls nose, the forest got a bit too bright.
There he stood, the man with one leg, The other looked like it was built in a shed. A pirate? Shark attack? Farm Accident? Or cannibals while missionizing the dark continent? Yet there he stood tall, proud and bold, His wooden leg polished, varnished and gold. Impressed by his demeanor
Once upon a time, atop a mountain far away, there lived a great king who oversaw all the lands. The king had anything and everything he could possibly dream of, including Crohn's Disease (which he wished he'd never dreamt about). One crisp autumn day while picking
There was once an old goose from West Keet, who was born without any feet. He tried to fly so he wouldn't die, but a car ran him down in the street.
The air was crisp as the sun began it's retreat. Kids were finishing up with their last minute costume touch ups as parents readied candies by the door. Timmy Marks was a ghost this year, and excited to crush his personal record of 121 treats collected. "Put
Little Lucy was so excited to go to bed, for tomorrow was going to be the best day ever! Just one more sleep until her 8th birthday! The dining room already decorated with pink balloons and purple streamers. The table set with polka dot plates and matching napkins. Waffles and
Once upon a time, tucked deep into the forest, there lived a little chipmunk named Chippy. Chippy was a very happy chipmunk, nothing could get him feeling down. Even during the autumn acorn crisis of 2018, where no chipmunks could find any acorns, Chippy remained optimistic. He had a smile
Once upon a time there was a girl who found a delicious looking red apple. It was the most wonderful apple she'd ever seen. Never could anyone imagine such an apple, she certainly couldn't. But then it sexually assualted her. It raped her in the afternoon.